By Catherine Jinks
Imagine vampires are romantic, horny, and robust? reconsider. Vampires are lifeless. And except they need to finish up staked, they must hand over fanging humans, admit their dependancy, subscribe to a aid staff, and reform themselves.
Nina Harrison, fanged at fifteen and nonetheless dwelling together with her mom, hates the Reformed Vampire aid staff conferences each Tuesday evening. whether she does have fun with Dave, who was once in a punk band whilst he used to be alive, not anything intriguing ever occurs. that's, until eventually considered one of staff participants is mysteriously destroyed by way of a silver bullet. With Nina (determined to turn out that vamps aren't lifeless or vulnerable) and Dave (secretly in love with Nina) on the helm, the misfit vampires quickly band jointly to trace down the hunter, shop a werewolf, and continue the realm secure from the likes of themselves.
The excellent anecdote to slick vampire novels, this murder-mystery comedy of error will thrill fanatics of Evil Genius.
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There could be no question of reduced culpability, just because Fangseeker claimed to be a willing victim. I could remember being quite interested in the discussion that followed. I could also remember being disgusted by Horace Whittaker’s ill-concealed regret. But I couldn’t remember a thing about Casimir’s reaction – perhaps because I had always tried to avoid even looking at Casimir, if I could possibly help it. ’ Father Ramon inquired anxiously. And when Horace gave a sulky nod, the priest covered his face with one hand.
He fretted. ’ ‘Can’t be helped,’ I said. And seeing him frown, I began to panic. ‘We can’t stay here, Father! Suppose the killer comes back? ’ I don’t know whether it was my argument that persuaded him or my very obvious state of extreme distress, but Father Ramon needed no more urging. He followed Horace out of the room, which was instantly engulfed in darkness. Even so, I could just make out Sanford’s huddled shape. He was crouched beside the coffin, spreading Casimir’s ashes around. Something had snagged his attention.
My mother is only seventy-six, but at that precise moment she could have been ten years older. She’s never at her best in the middle of the night. ‘Well, all right, then,’ she growled at last. ’ From the arrangement of her features, I could tell that she was wondering how on earth it had come to this: how she, of all people, had ended up with a kitchen full of vampires. But the funny thing is that the kitchen and the vampires were a perfect match, because Mum isn’t a granite-benchtop, stainless-steel-appliance kind of person.