Play Something Dancy by Dee Simon

By Dee Simon

Play anything Dancy - The Tragic stories of a Strip membership DJ. Los Angeles-based comic, radio DJ, and host of the unwell and improper Podcast, Dee Simon has written a set of comical and gut-wrenching own essays approximately his adventure as a strip membership DJ in San Francisco within the early 2000s. many of the tales within the ebook hindrance intercourse, medicinal drugs, venereal ailment, and diarrhea or a mixture thereof. for that reason, in case you lack a feeling of humor or are simply angry, you want to most likely positioned this one down. Having the "wet dream" activity of such a lot children, Simon deals a biting, sensible, and hilarious depiction of what is going on "behind the black velvet curtains" at a gentlemen's membership from the viewpoint of the man upstairs with the tacky voice spinning Aerosmith songs. it is a rarity to come across this kind of candid examine this from anyone who is no longer a stripper. "I began analyzing and received hooked. first-class writing, humorous and entertaining." Brian Moreland, Bestselling writer of lifeless of wintry weather and Shadows within the Mist

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Sure, I’d go for a bachelor party or birthday, but I never frequented a strip club. I’ve always felt that strip clubs are a waste of money and a needless source of sexual frustration. As a patron, it’s rare to get laid at one, unless you’re a celebrity or a drug dealer. That being said, on those occasions that I found myself at a strip club, I’ve always enjoyed the show. For anyone who has not been to a strip club, “the show” typically involves a woman disrobing to two songs and then stepping off the stage and making herself available for private dances.

I pulled out and said plaintively, “Okay, okay, stop. It’s over. ” “What? ” “Yeah, that’s it. That’s all. ” “Fuck that. ” “No. ” A quick glance at her grey meat curtains reaffirmed my reluctance to stick my tongue anywhere near that. “Sorry. I’m going to have a smoke and go to back to bed. ” She stared at me in disbelief as I lit up a smoke and lay back on the bed. “I’m sorry. ” “No. ” “I dunno. ” I watched her eyes dart around the room searching for something she could shove inside of her. God, I really wanted her to leave and let me go back to sleep.

Dennis frowned and shot a disapproving glance at the two kids leaning forward in the backseat. ” I was shocked and utterly confounded. We all were. Our young minds were reeling from this revelation. What type of community did we live in that would tolerate an establishment of this sort to exist just outside its borders? It was criminal. Daniel and I sat back in our seats, pondering what this disclosure meant, our minds deluged with unanswered questions. Why would these women want to chop our penises off?

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